DON’T FORGET ABOUT CHRISTMAS!
Dear Dad, Have you noticed what today is? It’s December 12th and we still don’t have Christmas decorations up outside! What’s up with that?! All of our neighbors have their decorations up and ready to...
View ArticleSanta Claus is not coming to town.
YOUNG CHILDREN BEWARE: DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE! The moment when a child realizes that Santa Claus doesn’t exist can be a traumatic experience. When the time to tell the truth arrives, parents usually...
View ArticleWeird Out Wednesday 12: Christmas Edition
It’s fitting that the 12th Weird Out should come in the 12th month of the year, and so close to Christmas with its 12 days. Some of those gifts have never made sense to me, either. Why would someone’s...
View ArticleThe peanut to my butter
Randomly, I am experiencing this new obsession with peanut butter. I have always liked it, but not enough to want a little with everything I eat. Preferred menu of the day: Breakfast-whole wheat toast...
View ArticleOccupy North Pole Movie
Taking a page out of the Occupy Wall Street playbook, elves at the North Pole took a stand against their abusive bearded boss: Santa. The New Visions: Journalism and Media Studies class of 2011...
View ArticleSanta tracking options
Ever since I can remember, my Dad would let my sister and I track Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. He would shout out the places Santa completed delivering, and we would watch him slowly make his way to...
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